Choose a Scrap for your Friend.... :)

ORKUT---- The important Part of life 4 todays teenagers..........

and the HEART of orkut............"Its Scrapbook"

Look out for the best scrap for your Friend....


Friend Scrap Nahi Karta Kya...:

MAMMA ne kaha**

.............ghar se nikalna chhod do

**friendz ne kaha**

.............udhar mangna chhod do

**Girlfriend ne kaha**

....................Ladkiyo se Baat karna chod Do

** Orkut ne kaha**

.............ye dunya hi chhod do

paro ne kaha

.............shrab chhod do
~*Lekin YaaR*~

........aap se ye kisne kaha ki

....mujhay scrap karna chhor do





Wanna Invite New frienzzzzzzz......

Hey there...... Was going through ur profile, found it interesting... , so thought of writing to u....... As a normal routine, I know u must be tired of people saying, "hiii there, u r cute, u r pretty, i like ur smile, i like ur eyes and stuff" and i can imagine how irritating it can be when someone out of know where jumps up and says............"DO u wanna be my friend, or can i be ur friend" and u feel like, Man DO i KNow u .......... Hence i would definately not do the same, neither would i ask u to be my friend... All i shall say is "WHy dont we start a conversation and let friendship develop on its own....." Hope u would reply



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____________________-@ jst wna sy take care




!!!!ALWAYZ B HAPPY MY FRIEND!!!!
keep shining like this star.
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--------on trees. The best ones-----------
------are at the top of the tree.--------
----The boys dont want to reach------
---for the good ones because they ------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
---from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to-------
----- come along, the one who's-----------
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Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
___Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
_____________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
___________________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
_________________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
_____________________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
_______________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
_____________________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
_________________________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai
______________________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai
________________________________Tension hai to Concern hai
__________________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
______________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
_________________Khawab hai to Growth hai
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
__Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye








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......./....`..././cheerfull
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Missing an Old Friend ....


Celebration means......

Four friends.

Bahar barsaat.

Four glasses of beer.



Celebration means......

Hundred bucks of petrol.

A rusty old bike.

And an open road.



Celebration means......

Maggi noodles.

A hostel room.

4.25 a.m.



Celebration means......

3 old friends.

3 separate cities.

3 coffee mugs.

1 internet messenger.



Celebration means......

Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakoras deep-frying.

Neighbours dropping in.

A party.




Celebration means......

You and mom.

A summer night.

A bottle of coconut oil.

A head massage.



You can spend

Hundreds on birthdays,

Thousands on festivals,

Lakhs on weddings,



but to celebrate

all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

Keep in touch with those who care for you........





Friend Ko Pakana hai.......


Shopkeeper:Oh ho Deepika ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun sa sabun lena pasand
karengi.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother soap which is not nirma)








Deepika(Customer):Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at nirma).








Shopkeeper:Par aap to woh, purana wala sabun....(stammering)








Deepika(Customer):Leti thi, par wahi safedi mujhe kam damo mein mile to
koi
woh kyun le, ye(nirma) na le!








Shopkeeper:Man gaye!!









Deepika(Customer):Kise?












Shopkeeper:Aapki par ki nazar aur nirma super dono ko !!!

Now the song starts... ;-)












WASHING POWDER NIRMA













WASHING POWDER NIRMA











DUDH SE SAFEDI NIRMA SE AAYE










RANGEEN KAPDA BHI KHIL KHIL JAYE










SABKI PASAND NIRMA








WASHING POWDER NIRMA










NIRMA....... ......... ...









LOGO KO KUCH BHI BHEJE PADHNE LAG JATE HAIN.......











Need Some thing Funny............


What if Computer Science people start producing movies

Some Film titles may be like these :



1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya Administrator .!

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana

18. Naukar PC Ka

19. 1942 -- A Bug Story

20. Kaho Na Virus Hai

21. Crash Se Crash Tak

22. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

23. Password De Ke Dekho

24. Terminal Apna Login Parayi

25. Mr. Network Lal






A Sweet hi.......


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JO SCRAP nahin karte, unki scrap book main keede pad jate hai






A Sweeeeeeeeeet scrap 4 a sweeeeeet friend


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_____??Kind_____??____??awesome_??
___??big____heart____of_________ gold??
__??nice_______honest_______kindhearted??
_??funny___________**____________laugh??
_??cool____________V_________best friend??
_??trust_____ _____________fun. ??
__??sweet________ __________specia??
___??talent_________________amazing??
____??inspire_______________happy??
______??care___________beautiful??
________??unique_________love??
__________??best_____good??
_____________??_ smile_ ??
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@ Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart........@
@ not written on paper,not given by pledge.........@
@ it's a promise renewed every time we contact..@
@ keep In Touch !:-and Keep scrapping, Bye........@
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